May 2013
every teacher before they draw on the board: im not an artist
fancifullauren:
irishfangirlshipper:
dorkstrider:
why do women’s clothing designers believe that girls do not need pockets
It’s so they can sell us bags
hailzayntan:
huwa:
i use ♡ instead of ♥ because it’s hollow and empty just like my actual heart
sararye:
whilelifepassesby:
sararye:
the most impressive thing about glee season 4 is that they didn’t cover we are never getting back together
and any character could have sung it because hey they are all broken up
sodomymcscurvylegs:
onemanshighfashionblog:
Isnt it ‘curious’ that Dumbledore is gay and his wand looks like anal beads
DYING!
istillloveparamore:
tonnerrrrr:
how do u listen to still into you just once please teach me i can’t stop
you don’t stop
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
sawsbuckcoffee:
pussy be bald like
sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles
roughrimjob:
fingerin yo gurl like
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
